Facts about zombies

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Goblins knock on the door
in disguise (says Ruby). Get them
to take off their clothes.

If they say no,
they’re baddies.
To get them destructed,

take off their clothes.
Then call the police.
Then fight them.

(You know this isn’t real.
It’s just in case,
to save the day.)

If a zombie comes up the toilet
you can whisk off and fight it,
because you know the steps.

Put some Barbie dolls in a row
because zombies hate Barbie dolls.
They’re afraid they’ll chomp them.

You can also shine a light at zombies.
It injects them
and they die.

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Rachel McAlpine
From a story told by Ruby, aged 4 or 5 or 6

Passports

boats

I love you nervously.
The neighbours know.

Are we manageable?
Can you say that word?
Are we even valid?

I love you mostly with
a careful paranoia and
at times a kind of folly.

There are laws, you know.
I think we ought to whisper.
You have overstayed.
You are one too many.

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Rachel McAlpine