Facts about zombies


Goblins knock on the door
in disguise (says Ruby). Get them
to take off their clothes.

If they say no,
they’re baddies.
To get them destructed,

take off their clothes.
Then call the police.
Then fight them.

(You know this isn’t real.
It’s just in case,
to save the day.)

If a zombie comes up the toilet
you can whisk off and fight it,
because you know the steps.

Put some Barbie dolls in a row
because zombies hate Barbie dolls.
They’re afraid they’ll chomp them.

You can also shine a light at zombies.
It injects them
and they die.


Rachel McAlpine
From a story told by Ruby, aged 4 or 5 or 6

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