Advanced self-defence: infallible strategy

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Advanced self-defence

If a zombie comes up the toilet
you can whisk off and fight it,
because you know the steps.

Put some Barbie dolls in a row
because zombies hate Barbie dolls.
They’re afraid they’ll chomp them.

You can also shine a light at zombies.
It injects them
and they die.

To discover the context of this poem, visit my other blog today: http://bit.ly/2F2LCQj
Photo by RomitaGirl67 CC BY 2.0.

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