‘Today was the worst day
in my whole entire life.
Five bad things happened.
- I forgot my lunch—again.
- I missed out on play lunch.
- Celia hit me with a hat.
- Then Celia hit me with some
nail polish in a glove. - At soccer people stooded
on my head.’
Oh lucky Max.
You’re six. And you survived.
May this truly be the worst day
in your whole entire life.
May you never have another day
as bad as this.
From Senior Poems by Rachel McAlpine
Poems in the wild—Rachel McAlpine 
Awww !! Life can be so complicated when you are six !!
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He has certainly had worse days in the following 12 years!
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That’s just great. Hope that’s his worst ever day too.
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Wouldn’t that be great? He is 18 now, so he has had worse.
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