Meet the spammers


Subliminal itch or apron
on the clean-cut kid next door.
Today’s extreme identities
from the bank of spam:

Martina Manning
Millard Miner
Millie Maudie
Nicky Nelson
Quinn Wilcox
Sherry Schulz
Solemner G. Subcutaneous
and Wendel Kovalchak.

I am not making this up.
Shall I invite them to tea?


Rachel McAlpine